"You know what really annoys me? When there all those hipster-type people that are like 'ohhhh the outdoors is SO romantic!' and then they actually get outside and they're all 'Ewwww! What is this?! Airrrr?! Diiiiirt?!" -- my brother, ladies and gents, my brother

You have to admit he has a point, though. ;) I'm thankful to be surrounded by people with good heads on their shoulders, and for people who jump in icy rivers when I'm too scared to.